Advice For Foo-Friends!

So I want some more traffic in here. So how about it. Need some advice. Why not come to the Skrillatonic Skrilla. You can't go wrong here. Give out fake questions, it doesn't matter. I'll give advice. So lets go. I'm bored and you all need my unique brand of Skrillatized help.
I even do dreams.
Willie SKRILLA2007-07-20 12:47:00

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I even do dreams.
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how come there was this big ass spider in my house yesterday

The Spider is probably stuck in some pipe some where since you flushed him down the toilet  and when you flush insects down the toilet make sure you flush two or three times to make sure they don't find a way to resurface again. And with spiders grab a jar light a blunt or a cigarette and put it in the jar with the spider mess up its coordination and then you can finish it off with a big a$$ mallet!!!

Hmm. Well you must have something that atracted the spider. I've killed a variety of bugs in my short time in the South and one thing I've seen that always confuses me is that they seem armored. I've had f**king ants that wont die after being smashed with a hammer. I've also learned this if there is on bug expect several other ones to be in your houses. Leave mint paste or powder or just a mint leaf around in corners and such and watch them all disappear. Cool little trick. I have no idea why it didn't die except that it may have been in the mating mood and pumped up with testosterone. It may also have been sliding into the groves in the shoe bottom. And never kill bugs with your shoes unless you plan to clean that shoe thoroughly afterwards. Insects can lay their eggs and you then have an infestation living off your shoe.

Sincerely,
 Skrillavice.

lol this shoe had no grooves though :(

Yeah the south is full of bugs from hell. It doesn't help that I live by a creek. Ever dealt with a flying roach? Its similar. I've killed Mosquitoes with silver linings that upon my blood had fed and made dining.I've had ants that won't die after being hit with hammers. Its crazy.

nikka! same thing happened to me, except i did the smart thing and used RAID, but that sh*t wouldnt work either! i sprayed for about 8 full secounds ( count in ya head slow) and the bitch was still moving, then he started jerkin goin CRAZY!!

[QUOTE=Willie SKRILLA]Yeah the south is full of bugs from hell. It doesn't help that I live by a creek. Ever dealt with a flying roach? Its similar. I've killed Mosquitoes with silver linings that upon my blood had fed and made dining.I've had ants that won't die after being hit with hammers. Its crazy.
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MAN WHAT I HAD ONE OF THOSE FLYING COCAROACHES chrisdog2122007-07-20 13:36:50

I dont mess with wasps. When i use to live in Texas(11 years old) i was in my moms car going vroom! turing the wheel and makin car noises

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You supposed to be from Africa. You supposed to know slapping Killer Bees only gets them angrier. Same principle applies with wasps.
[QUOTE=Three-Six-Oh!] LMAO!
Ive killed a few crazy wasps in my time. Its like theyre smart as hell or something.
I'll be sitting on the computer typin mindin my own business and then outta nowhere a wasp does a kamikaze dive and misses my ear by like an inch.
Everytime I get the raid it just gets worse. I spray em and they go crazy and just start flyin everywhere. And the buzzin sound gets worse. Its like you aint do nothin but piss it off.
Now I'm chasin it and its attackin the air and I lose sight of it cause its flyin around so crazy.
They always seem to disappear somewhere for a few minutes and just when I think its dead I hop on the computer for a few seconds and it tries to do a dive bomb on my head again.
This usually lasts like 10 mins and after the 2nd time I usually don't hear from it again.

I hate wasps though. The better way to kill em is to just slap fight w/em for real.
And once you smack they ass on the ground, stomp the sh!t outta that evil b*tch!
Ain't enough space for that in our computer room though.
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Man wasps suck. I remeber being in the second grade and I was playing with this girl on the playground when this wasp stung my hand and I started crying. That was the end of that crush.
Man what works is to get a can of axe and a lighter and hold the lighter up to the spray and light it on fire. f**ks the little f**kers up. So now ya know.

I shoulda known but theres no bees or wasps in the part of Africa that i lived(east Africa-Kenya)

i just let wasps and bees and stuff like that alone unless im pretty sure i got a good shot at him.

 http://www.vimeo.com/248719 Gvyll2007-07-23 23:28:48