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Topic: Advice For Foo-Friends!

Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Subject: Advice For Foo-Friends!
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 12:44pm

So I want some more traffic in here. So how about it. Need some advice. Why not come to the Skrillatonic Skrilla. You can't go wrong here. Give out fake questions, it doesn't matter. I'll give advice. So lets go. I'm bored and you all need my unique brand of Skrillatized help.
I even do dreams.
Willie SKRILLA2007-07-20 12:47:00

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Replies: 14

Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 12:44pm

Posted By: jamaicakid85
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 12:59pm

Lol I bet you do!!!!

Posted By: chrisdog212
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 1:03pm

how come there was this big ass spider in my house yesterday

and yes it was a big spider

so i took out my shoe

and i came over

missed him once

he kept running i lunged at hte mother f**ker and hit him with the shoe

IT was still runnin

so i hit it again

kept running

and it stopped running on the 4th hit

and i swear i was hitting it cause i saw the imprints on the ground where his little bleeding body was bleeding on

so i hit it hte 5th time

and then a 6th time to make sure that it was dead

THEN IT GOT UP AND START LIKE LIMPING AWAY

and i was like THIS IS NO f**kING SPIDER ITS A f**kING HULK SPIDER

this bitch wouldnt die

so i hit it once more

got a towel

picked it up and flushed it

and i still dont know if its dead or not

and this really did happen yesterday

i swear

that spider was like stacked on steroids or something

it just wouldnt die

($had r` - (4`p /.(`b (.)-!%%!(!!),%!,`` )8

Posted By: jamaicakid85
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 1:09pm

The Spider is probably stuck in some pipe some where since you flushed him down the toilet and when you flush insects down the toilet make sure you flush two or three times to make sure they don't find a way to resurface again. And with spiders grab a jar light a blunt or a cigarette and put it in the jar with the spider mess up its coordination and then you can finish it off with a big a$$ mallet!!!

Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 1:10pm

Hmm. Well you must have something that atracted the spider. I've killed a variety of bugs in my short time in the South and one thing I've seen that always confuses me is that they seem armored. I've had f**king ants that wont die after being smashed with a hammer. I've also learned this if there is on bug expect several other ones to be in your houses. Leave mint paste or powder or just a mint leaf around in corners and such and watch them all disappear. Cool little trick. I have no idea why it didn't die except that it may have been in the mating mood and pumped up with testosterone. It may also have been sliding into the groves in the shoe bottom. And never kill bugs with your shoes unless you plan to clean that shoe thoroughly afterwards. Insects can lay their eggs and you then have an infestation living off your shoe.

Sincerely,
Skrillavice.
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Posted By: chrisdog212
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 1:14pm

lol this shoe had no grooves though :(

and i live in the south right now tOO!!!!

im in huntsville, alabama right now

but i swear that bug had to be armored

LOL @ jkid

imma get a lighter and burn that thing next time

i swear that thing wouldnt die

and hes probably plotting his next attack in my BATHROOM

thats a devil spider

im going to go and put some clorox in my toilet

and my sink

and my tub

and if i see it again

im going to drastic measures

($had r` - (4`p /.(`b (.)-!%%!(!!),%!,`` )8

Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 1:18pm

Yeah the south is full of bugs from hell. It doesn't help that I live by a creek. Ever dealt with a flying roach? Its similar. I've killed Mosquitoes with silver linings that upon my blood had fed and made dining.I've had ants that won't die after being hit with hammers. Its crazy.
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Posted By: stormy_seas
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 1:22pm

nikka! same thing happened to me, except i did the smart thing and used RAID, but that sh*t wouldnt work either! i sprayed for about 8 full secounds ( count in ya head slow) and the bitch was still moving, then he started jerkin goin CRAZY!!

doin flips and sh*t NO JOKE! he fel on his back as i sprayed him again, and his arms where FLYIN THROUGH THE AIR LIKE RIBBONS IN THE WIND, FA SERIOUS

i sprayed so much raid, the fam opened the windows and left the house for a couple hours, no joke

i used the broom and scoop thing to throw it away 9thats how big it was, and it was curled up

i swear , people need to stop leaving their roid needles layin on the floor

Posted By: jamaicakid85
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 1:32pm

!`` $ $ ,$`` @A

Yeah man we got them flying roaches in Jamaica too nasty mutha fcukers! And as far as ants used to go whenever there was a large number of them (that you can see them about 10 feet away) I would dig up some mud mix it up with some sand toss it on em get some water and mix kinda like cement.

Posted By: chrisdog212
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 1:33pm

MAN WHAT I HAD ONE OF THOSE FLYING COCAROACHES

i think those things are mutated or something

cause i do rmemeber one time that it start like flyin hte house

and i screamed OH sh*t cause i didtn know it could dot hat

and then i smacked it outta the air with a broom

it was a lucky hit

but i kept hitting it and hitting it and hitting it

and then i stepped on it

and started moving my foot around in a circle movement

i curb stomped that bitch

but i swear

we got some mutated bugs down in the south.....

allt he things that are supposed to kill them doenst kill them

THERE BUGS FROM HELL !!!

i havent really had to deal with ants though

other then when they infested a house next door once

i went inside and it was horrible

i had termites in our old aparment

and they were all over the floor

i was like wow thats gay as hell

we had to live in another apartment for like 1 1/2 weeks so tehy could kill them all and stuff

and yes i got introuble for screaming out oh sh*t lmao

chrisdog2122007-07-20 13:36:50 ($had r` - (4`p /.(`b (.)-!%%!(!!),%!,`` )8

Posted By: Gvyll
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 2:33pm

I dont mess with wasps. When i use to live in Texas(11 years old) i was in my moms car going vroom! turing the wheel and makin car noises

Until this wasp came in the car.I'm fresh from Africa at this point so i thought i could take this little things.(no wasps in africa)

so i tried to slap that thing(i had no shirt on) so this thing stung me in my chest i ran 7 blocks! slapping my chest and doing that spit thing you do when a bug gets close to ur face or mouth

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Posted By: Willie SKRILLA
Date Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 3:52pm

d`.$ $@20 d `` 4
You supposed to be from Africa. You supposed to know slapping Killer Bees only gets them angrier. Same principle applies with wasps.

@@ ,"00% !@h`$
Man wasps suck. I remeber being in the second grade and I was playing with this girl Embarrassed

on the playground when this wasp stung my hand and I started crying. That was the end of that crush. Angry

Man what works is to get a can of axe and a lighter and hold the lighter up to the spray and light it on fire. f**ks the little f**kers up. So now ya know Shocked

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Posted By: Gvyll
Date Posted: Jul 21, 2007 at 2:23pm

I shoulda known but theres no bees or wasps in the part of Africa that i lived(east Africa-Kenya)

lol

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Posted By: JMAN21
Date Posted: Jul 21, 2007 at 3:27pm

i just let wasps and bees and stuff like that alone unless im pretty sure i got a good shot at him.

Posted By: Gvyll
Date Posted: Jul 23, 2007 at 11:28pm

http://www.vimeo.com/248719

the video of an ant i beheaded then that bitch stayed alive for an hour so thats when i whipped out the camera

Gvyll2007-07-23 23:28:48$ $) hbd`4 `d (.,`` '$0`` +.%! $%$),)-% !0b0 (4

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