The confessional box
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Topic: The confessional box
Posted By: Kirbie
Subject: The confessional box
Date Posted: Aug 17, 2011 at 8:40pm
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There's
a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine,
Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a
fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid
their garments.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father,
forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession
and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it
used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
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Posted By: Kirbie
Date Posted: Aug 17, 2011 at 8:40pm
A guy goes into the confessional box after years being away from the Church.
He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down.
There's
a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry wine,
Guinness on tap, cigars and liqueur chocolates nearby, and on the wall a
fine photographic display of buxom ladies who appear to have mislaid
their garments.
He hears a priest come in:
"Father,
forgive me for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession
and I must admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it
used to be".
The priest replies, "Get out, you idiot. You're on my side".
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