[Andre 3000]
So I typed a text to this girl I used to see

He texted all the women in his contacts list

Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be

I'm no longer available

And I apologize if this message gets you down

Self Explanatory

Then I CC'ed every girl that I'd see-see 'round town

Broke it off with the jump offs

And hate to see y'all frown, but I'd rather see her smilin'

I found happiness bitch

Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no island

The girls want him so bad they are wet at the same time everyone is crying
Hes not on his own anymore like an island

Peninsula maybe

He has land or a woman to be with him forever


It makes no sense, I know crazy

Pre wedding jitters

Give up all this p***y cat that's in my lap

I'm a player but its over

No lookin' back
Spaceships don't come equipped with rear view mirrors

You can't just reverse a marriage or partnership like that

They dip as quick as they can

If its not gonna work out they apply for anullment

The atmosphere is now ripped

Shes no longer a virgin

I'm so like a pimp (Pip), I'm glad it's night (Gladys Knight)

I can still cheat

Stole the light from the sun

I did what I had to to get my happiness

Would not burn me on my bum

I've done it and squared it off

When I shoot the moon
High jump the broom

I'm gonna go far even if this marriage ends

Like a ??? out the womb
My partner yellin' "Too soon! Don't do it!

Best man syndrome

Reconsider! Read some liter-ature on the subject
You sure? f**k it
You know we got your back like chiroprac-tic

A chiropractor works the kinks out of your back

If that bitch do you dirty
We'll wipe her ass out in some detergent

Stains no more


Now hurry hurry 
Go on to the altar
I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught ya

Never give a bitch too much

Keep your heart, three stacks, keep your heart
Hey keep your heart, three stacks, keep your heart
Man these girls is smart, three stacks, these girls is smart
Play your part... play your part"

If you've seen the grinch hes saying that his heart has grown three times bigger but so has female minds


 
[Pimp C]
(Sweet jones)
My bitch a choosin' lover
Never f**k without a rubber
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a Compressor
Top notch ho's get the most, not the lesser
Trash like to f**k with $40 in the club
f**kin' up the game, bitch it gets no love
She be cross country, givin' all that she got
A thousand a pop, I'm pullin' Bentleys off the lot
I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red
Everytime we hit the parkin' lot we turn head
Some ho's wanna choose but them bitches too scary
Your bitch chose me, you ain't a pimp, you a fairy

Pretty self explanatory


 
[Bun B.]
Baby you been rollin' solo, time to get down with the team

Shes a free agent to him

The grass is greener on that other side, if know what I mean
I show you sh*t you never seen, the Seven Wonders of the World

The seven wonders are all basically gone

And I can make you the eighth if you wanna be my girl

They re voted on them

When I say my girl I don't mean my woman, that ain't my style
Need a real street stalker (stalker) to walk a green mile

I'm a pimp and shes my whore

We pilin' up the paper on the dinin' room table

Johns are gonna pay alot for you

Cuz you able to realize that I'm the truth and not a fable
We rock the freshest Sable, keep that 'chilla on the rack
What I look like with some thousand dollar sh*t up on my back?
I'm a million dollar mack that need a billion dollar bitch
Put my pimpin' in your life, watch ya daddy get rich
It's easy as A-B-C, simple as 1-2-3
Get down with U-G-K, Pimp C, B-U-N B
Cuz what's a ho with no pimp? And what's a pimp with no ho's?
Don't be a lame, you know the game and how it goes
We tryin' to get chose
 
[Big Boi]
Eeny meeny decisions, with precision I pick or
Make my selection on who I choose to be wit' girl
Don't touch my projection, I know you want it to slip
But slippin' is somethin' I don't do, tippin' for life

I'll never marry player forever

That's like makin' it rain every month on schedule

Going to the strip club all the time or child support

Let me tell you, get your parasol umbrella
Cuz it's gonna get wetter

Child support is a bitch

Better prepare you for the ???
She supposed to spend in on that baby but we see she don't
"Ask-ask Paul McCartney"

The Mccartney divorce
"The lawyers couldn't stop me"
"Slaught-slaughterin' them pockets"
"Had to tie her to a rock and"
Send her in to outer space, I know he wish he could
Cuz he payin' 20K a day, that bitch is eating good
Like an infant on a double D titty, just getting plump
Cuz you miscalculated the next to the-the last pump
"Dump-dump on the gut, raw from the giddy up"
"Better choose that right one or pick-pick the kiddies up"

[Andre 3000]
So I typed a text to this girl I used to see

He texted all the women in his contacts list

Sayin' that I chose this cutie pie with whom I wanna be

I'm no longer available

And I apologize if this message gets you down

Self Explanatory

Then I CC'ed every girl that I'd see-see 'round town

Broke it off with the jump offs

And hate to see y'all frown, but I'd rather see her smilin'

I found happiness bitch

Wetness all around me, true, but I'm no island

The girls want him so bad they are wet at the same time everyone is crying
Hes not on his own anymore like an island

Peninsula maybe

He has land or a woman to be with him forever


It makes no sense, I know crazy

Pre wedding jitters

Give up all this p***y cat that's in my lap

I'm a player but its over

No lookin' back
Spaceships don't come equipped with rear view mirrors

You can't just reverse a marriage or partnership like that

They dip as quick as they can

If its not gonna work out they apply for anullment

The atmosphere is now ripped

Shes no longer a virgin

I'm so like a pimp (Pip), I'm glad it's night (Gladys Knight)

I can still cheat

Stole the light from the sun

I did what I had to to get my happiness

Would not burn me on my bum

I've done it and squared it off

When I shoot the moon
High jump the broom

I'm gonna go far even if this marriage ends

Like a ??? out the womb
My partner yellin' "Too soon! Don't do it!

Best man syndrome

Reconsider! Read some liter-ature on the subject
You sure? f**k it
You know we got your back like chiroprac-tic

A chiropractor works the kinks out of your back

If that bitch do you dirty
We'll wipe her ass out in some detergent

Stains no more


Now hurry hurry 
Go on to the altar
I know you ain't a pimp, but pimp remember what I taught ya

Never give a bitch too much

Keep your heart, three stacks, keep your heart
Hey keep your heart, three stacks, keep your heart
Man these girls is smart, three stacks, these girls is smart
Play your part... play your part"

If you've seen the grinch hes saying that his heart has grown three times bigger but so has female minds


 
[Pimp C]
(Sweet jones)
My bitch a choosin' lover
Never f**k without a rubber
Never in the sheets, like it on top of the cover
Money on the dresser, drive a Compressor
Top notch ho's get the most, not the lesser
Trash like to f**k with $40 in the club
f**kin' up the game, bitch it gets no love
She be cross country, givin' all that she got
A thousand a pop, I'm pullin' Bentleys off the lot
I smashed up the gray one, bought me a red
Everytime we hit the parkin' lot we turn head
Some ho's wanna choose but them bitches too scary
Your bitch chose me, you ain't a pimp, you a fairy

Pretty self explanatory


 
[Bun B.]
Baby you been rollin' solo, time to get down with the team

Shes a free agent to him

The grass is greener on that other side, if know what I mean
I show you sh*t you never seen, the Seven Wonders of the World

The seven wonders are all basically gone

And I can make you the eighth if you wanna be my girl

They re voted on them

When I say my girl I don't mean my woman, that ain't my style
Need a real street stalker (stalker) to walk a green mile

I'm a pimp and shes my whore

We pilin' up the paper on the dinin' room table

Johns are gonna pay alot for you

Cuz you able to realize that I'm the truth and not a fable
We rock the freshest Sable, keep that 'chilla on the rack
What I look like with some thousand dollar sh*t up on my back?
I'm a million dollar mack that need a billion dollar bitch
Put my pimpin' in your life, watch ya daddy get rich
It's easy as A-B-C, simple as 1-2-3
Get down with U-G-K, Pimp C, B-U-N B
Cuz what's a ho with no pimp? And what's a pimp with no ho's?
Don't be a lame, you know the game and how it goes
We tryin' to get chose
 
[Big Boi]
Eeny meeny decisions, with precision I pick or
Make my selection on who I choose to be wit' girl
Don't touch my projection, I know you want it to slip
But slippin' is somethin' I don't do, tippin' for life

I'll never marry player forever

That's like makin' it rain every month on schedule

Going to the strip club all the time or child support

Let me tell you, get your parasol umbrella
Cuz it's gonna get wetter

Child support is a bitch

Better prepare you for the ???
She supposed to spend in on that baby but we see she don't
"Ask-ask Paul McCartney"

The Mccartney divorce
"The lawyers couldn't stop me"
"Slaught-slaughterin' them pockets"
"Had to tie her to a rock and"
Send her in to outer space, I know he wish he could
Cuz he payin' 20K a day, that bitch is eating good
Like an infant on a double D titty, just getting plump
Cuz you miscalculated the next to the-the last pump
"Dump-dump on the gut, raw from the giddy up"
"Better choose that right one or pick-pick the kiddies up"