Lovely DianefromCanada

Dear Diane,
I was reading some of your messages! You are an Irishwoman by heritage! I am half Irish, I love the Irish! Erin go braugh dear lady, and top of the mormin to ya!
Diane, I am so sorry we got in that little spat comparing the U.S. and Canada, as I said, I love both countries! Reading your writings, you are indeed a lovely, thoughtful, compassionate woman, if I insulted you in any way I apoligize dear lady, I think you are a very beautiful woman, and you mentioned you have kids, you must be a great mom! I have two teenage daughters of my own and a third child on the way with my beautiful present wife!
Once again lovely Irish-Canadian woman, I am sorry we had our little disagreement! You are a beautiful woman Diane and all the best to you and yours!
A hug and a kiss from Minnesota Diane!
love,
Johan

Hello Johan,

My great great grandfather came from Ireland on a boat heading toward Canada like many others which is very much part of the Canadian history. This great great grandfather died on the boat leaving two sons alone ( no ones knows what happen to their mother) and the boat landed in Quebec. A very kind Quebec family adopted those two children and changed their names into french Canadian name. ONe of the children is my great grandfather which became a policeman in Quebec city. That great grandfather later on moved his family out of Quebec city and my grandfather met my grandmother in Canada and she was born and raised in France and moved when she was a young woman. My grandmother came from a weatlhy, very educated family but when her father died on the boat his family refused to send money to my greatgrandmother. According to them my greatgrandmother had no business marrying their son because she was supposely ugly ,poor and lack educaton so she wasn`t allowed in some of the family pictures. ( snobs) According to the history of the town which I am born in my greatmother was the most beautiful woman in the town and every time we show her picture people tend to laugh because she is beautiful. She had long dark brown hair past her buttocks and had many boyfriends and refused to remarry. She even had one boyfriend come every day to tie up her shoes ( where are those men today? lol)
Over ten years ago my grandmother went back to France to kick butt with the relative. My grandmother died last year.
On my father side all the relative were imigrants of France and I still have relative there.
Throughout my upbringing it was always important to be educated and know my languages. It was extremely important to pass on the culture.
I love my children. My late husband was born and raised as an American. I found that they consider themselves American first then their heritage. Over here I find that people consider their heritage first than they are Canadians.

Thank you for your kind words. Everyone around me has been always welcome in my home and part of my life.

Hello Johan,

My great great grandfather came from Ireland on a boat heading toward Canada like many others which is very much part of the Canadian history. This great great grandfather died on the boat leaving two sons alone ( no ones knows what happen to their mother) and the boat landed in Quebec. A very kind Quebec family adopted those two children and changed their names into french Canadian name. ONe of the children is my great grandfather which became a policeman in Quebec city. That great grandfather later on moved his family out of Quebec city and my grandfather met my grandmother in Canada and she was born and raised in France and moved when she was a young woman. My grandmother came from a weatlhy, very educated family but when her father died on the boat his family refused to send money to my greatgrandmother. According to them my greatgrandmother had no business marrying their son because she was supposely ugly ,poor and lack educaton so she wasn`t allowed in some of the family pictures. ( snobs) According to the history of the town which I am born in my greatmother was the most beautiful woman in the town and every time we show her picture people tend to laugh because she is beautiful. She had long dark brown hair past her buttocks and had many boyfriends and refused to remarry. She even had one boyfriend come every day to tie up her shoes ( where are those men today? lol)
Over ten years ago my grandmother went back to France to kick butt with the relative. My grandmother died last year.
On my father side all the relative were imigrants of France and I still have relative there.
Throughout my upbringing it was always important to be educated and know my languages. It was extremely important to pass on the culture.
I love my children. My late husband was born and raised as an American. I found that they consider themselves American first then their heritage. Over here I find that people consider their heritage first than they are Canadians.

Thank you for your kind words. Everyone around me has been always welcome in my home and part of my life.

One thing I learned years ago, and you may know this too, some dude, if you have ever been with a young lady who had a strict Christian upbringing, is that the most conservative women, once you get them in the sack are always the wildest and craziest! Pretty much anything goes! All of those years of having to act so formal and ultra-conservative has to be let go of! Good fun!
Diane, I know she is all woman,and a wild woman at that, underneath that formal stuffy fascade!
Plus, in some ways I am conservative too, despite my ecelectic, eccentric, ultra-sophisticated fashion sense! I`m conservative about money and business, I`m conservative with my teenage daughters, and I am conservative about vices like smoking drinking and drugs. (Gave up smoking, rarely drink, don`t take drugs)!

Diane, I know she is all woman,and a wild woman at that, underneath that formal stuffy fascade!

Johan what I do know for a fact is that you and I never went out on a date nor we are friends so you know nothing. A bit obsess move on, move on, hit the road jack. First you apologied and now you want to come across as knowing me . lol I think you sniff something there and dreaming. I`m not your type. I am a long hair woman.

Diane,
You are breaking my heart, and no I wasn`t sniffing glue, too many diet pepsis, and yes you are right ,you and I have never been on a date, and if I wasn`t married I would immediately catch a plane to Canada and search the provinces to find you lovely French/Irish Canadian Diane.
And by the way my love for short haired women never stopped me from loving adorable long haired women when I was single! I just love beautiful women!
You are beautiful Dianefrom Canada, you adorable conservative sexy mama!
Love you Diane!
(I`m half Scandinavian/half Irish by the way, since you informed me of your heritage, and French women are very beautiful, glad to hear about your French heritage! What color are your hair and eyes lovely Diane)!

[QUOTE=Johan] Diane,
You are breaking my heart, and no I wasn`t sniffing glue, too many diet pepsis, and yes you are right ,you and I have never been on a date, and if I wasn`t married I would immediately catch a plane to Canada and search the provinces to find you lovely French/Irish Canadian Diane.
And by the way my love for short haired women never stopped me from loving adorable long haired women when I was single! I just love beautiful women!
You are beautiful Dianefrom Canada, you adorable conservative sexy mama!
Love you Diane!
(I`m half Scandinavian/half Irish by the way, since you informed me of your heritage, and French women are very beautiful, glad to hear about your French heritage! What color are your hair and eyes lovely Diane)!
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LOL...LOL...Johand is busted!!!!!

All in good fun, huh? I knew he wasn`t entirely for real (I`m not THAT stupid), but still I feel a little betrayed...`Johan` wrote me some very personal messages & altho I knew he was playing to some degree, I didn`t realize the depth of it. I didn`t realize that all of his bald friends were really just him, or that he has tried to post under a dozen names with the same IP address. I know its the internet, and there`s little accounting for honesty, but I can`t help but be offended. :(

So, Johan (whoever you might be), if you read this, I thank you for your compliments & praise on my poetry. `Troll` or not, I appreciate it.
But you don`t know me, or any of the other girls you call `darling` and `lovely` and `beautiful`. I don`t know who you are, and you don`t know who I am. I do know that none of us appreciate being lied to in such an enormous and personal fashion. If you`re as smart and experienced as you say you are, you should know that much by now.
Farewell and Goodbye.
Ingrid :(

[QUOTE=have fun] Let`s be honest, Johan and company gave you folks on hair talk the most excitement you have ever had on this website, or ever will have! Ever seen a thread with nearly 5,000 visits before?
Yes, Johan man was a bit of a shyster, but it was all in good fun! I would assume that Johan is now getting back to his life, and he actually has a life outside of the computer, considering he didn`t even own a computer until just recently!
Best wishes!
Best of luck especially to Sandy, Ingrid, Debbie, Torqouise girl, Kitty Brite and Claire, and also Woozie woo and T.G... Might of missed a few people, but the folks I just mentioned are the best on this website!

adios amigos and have a good life!
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JOHAN.. you left me off your list..whats up no good luck for me? Subtract Johans 4500 hits on his own treads and it puts thme right back in line with all the rest...lol... please ...FORGIVE MY GLOWTTING however you spell it!

Back to your life..lol who you kidding..just as before no one...lol your PC is your life
Jump on him Ingrid! I was actuall a bit worried about you...

No excuses, *******. Don`t even bother to show your face here again.

Thank you Karen and Jeff for barring this prick.

That would be A S S H O L E btw

Hmmmmm....should`ve known he wouldn`t stay gone. I wonder who he`ll be next time?

Anyone who starts a thread called "Lovely diane..." has to be a bit flaky, right? I mean, I`m sure you are, Diane, but to see it written down like that must have given you the creeps, just a bit.
ANYHOW!... It may please you and the rest to know that "Dear" Johan hasn`t been having it all his own way. Oh, no. I could tell the guy was (to quote Ozzy Osbourne) a "fruit loop" from day one, and have myself been stringing HIM along as one of his "lovely ladies" for a while now just to see how he likes it!

Can you guess who I am yet, Johan?

Note to Karen and Jeff: My apologies. I know I`ve been naughty and I promise not to do it again. I just thought he deserved a taste of his own medicine.

It`s great to be back!

HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

JOHAN GOT BUSTED, JOHAN GOT BUSTED, JOHAN GOT BUSTED!

Heheheheeeee!

That`s the funniest thing I`ve seen on this board!

I cracked up when I found that out in the other thread!

Hello PHil,

No the child didn`t give me the creeps. I still believe it was just a kid at the computers just like I believe it is still him on the comment on my culture topic.

There is so many interesting topics that we can start and sadly enough not everyone can be true.

We won`t be seeing our friend Johan... since I blocked his IP address.

OK something true from JoHan... he did some time... maybe that`s why he likes buzz cuts sooo much.. reminds him of home...lol... Waiting for a cab customer... another lie! Either you drive a cab or you are waiting on a cab `cause you hocked your car to get a PC so you could get your jollies all day! 4500 hits.. if not you then 4300 people laughing at your sick self!

Advice for you Johan... steal a book! Steal 10 while you`re there... let `em see you! That way you can get your lonely but locked up good and safe!!! Plus... you can get back to the buzz cutts you miss so much!...lolololol

Karonica and the Black Beauties......I kinda like that one:D

`Johan has the mentality of a tiny child. If he was really a father to be he would be too busy attending to his duties in father hood and wouldn`t have time to be stupid. His level of intelligence is really showing............. like I said move on move on.

The thing to do is not respond to anything he says and like the skit on SNL (Coffee Talk) talk amongest ourselves. In other words "Good night Johan Boy."

[QUOTE=Mr. Fruit loops] Phil- Can I guess which "lady" you were, you asked? My guess is either buzzcut Debbie, or Claire with the long hair or both. Either way, they were well developed characters, you gave them personality! Credit where credit is due Phil, you are a good creative writer, you should write a book, and Ingrid should write a book of poetry. And yes you certainly gave me a healthy dose of my own medicine!
You are also a gentleman, looking out for the best interests of the young women on this site, guarding them against predatory, ex-convict ,fetishists like myself. A gentleman is a rare thing nowadays. Chivalry though apparently lives on with some people.
Since you mentioned Ozzie and Led Zephlin, here are some names for rock bands.-

Buzzcut Debbie and the Buzzettes.
Ingrid and the Dancing Poets.
Karonica and the Black Beauties.
Bald Jennifer and the Attractions.
The Jeffrey Hines Project.
Beatnik Guy and the Hipsters.
Honorable Phil and the Gents.
Fruitloops and the Flakes.
and last but not least
Lovely Diane and the Hot Canadian Mamas!

And everything you say about me is true Phil. I can be creepy, I am a fetishist who is a little weird, and I was a troll , but I have my good points too. I have worked hard most of my life and I do have two beautiful daughters. And even weird people have their pride.

Hal- Everyone got mad at me when they discovered I was a troll, and some people didn't like my fetishes, but you were the only person Hal, the only person, who got upset when I said there were some immature little loser computer nerds on this website who have very little experience with life or with sexuality. You became defensive and hostile and started attacking me as not having a life, not working, etc.
Now I didn't mention you or anyone else by name Hal, so why were you the only one that took it personally and started attacking me? Because Hal, I hit a nerve, I hit the nail on the head. You are afraid that people think you are a little ,semi-literate, immature nerd wiithout much life experience. What I said hit too close to home apparently, otherwise, after everyone else has dropped me as a subject, why do you still feel you need to attack me?
People know what I am Hal, but they also know what you are, you have made it obvious by your reaction to me.
Now I really want to get off of this Hair Talk website for good, and everyone else wants me off too, so Hal, SHUT UP! AND DROP THE SUBJECT OF JOHAN, NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT IT!!!
Don't make me come on this website again Hal, move on with your life to the next subject, and please improve your writing and spelling a little, I am sure you are intelligent enough to do that!
Sincerely,
Johan

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Johan/Boared... Because I like laughing at you!!!! Busting on you is FUN to me!!!!!!!

Dear Mr Fruit Looops:
Credit where it`s due, you took your "ribbing" like a man and were good-humoured about it. I have to admit, life is duller without eccentrics, but that really is the last I`ll say on the subject. Time to move on.
Oh, except you haven`t guessed my identity yet. Hands up, I was the lovely Sandy!
Perhaps I`m a bit of a fruit loop too..

[QUOTE=Bored] And like the dude said, anyone who starts a thread with Lovely DianefromCanada has got to be weird. The only two people as weird as Johan the troll are Hal and Diane, who are obssesed with him. Diane and Hal do you have the hots for Johan the troll! A little troll love! LOL! LOL! LOL!
All of you people are lonely idiots, and who cares about Johan the troll! He wants attention! Can't you figure that out!!!!! He likes this!

[/QUOTE]Yes, indeed, Bored. It is a well known fact that if you feed trolls they keep coming back - where as if you don`t... :o)

Okay Johan,

I don`t know how you managed to come back but
how `bout being honest with us for once and
telling us:

-what is your wife`s hairstyle really like

-were you really a rock star

-do you really have long hair

Another Urban Legend!... hardly... internet lie!!!!!!