The weirdest boots I have ever seen

Hello Ev'reebodeeee!
It is I, the worst Moderator ever. I ahven't even visited this site in like a month. I've been so busy! I have a new job, and it's not a desk job, so I can't sneak on the internet whenever.

So what brings me here?
I was just shopping for new shoes and I found these:
http://www.zappos.com/n/p/dp/1094732/c/3.html

Momma needs a new pair of winter shoes! (My beloved John Fluevogs are too old and too college-y.) But these ain't gonna be the ones!

Hi Supergrover!

@_@ What's the point in those boots? Unless you live in a far away land with no rain or puddles, and you always have your back to the wind so you don't get cold toes you can't wear them anywhere.

I'm not too good at conversions, but isn't that terribly expensive for half a pair of boots? Or can you buy the rest separately?

Good luck with your boot-search and new job!

Those are awesome! They're a little too wild and uncomfortable-looking for me, but they'd look great on certain people for going out at night or to a club.

In California we'd have the right kind of weather for these most of the year. Hopefully no one would wear them on a rainy night, unless they were inside the entire time.

omigosh! I think those are the most hideous boots I have ever seen! whoa...