My Halloween

Well I currently live in Salem,Mass. and if y'all didn't know then I'll tell you it is nicknamed the witch city, so obviously Halloween is like the biggest holiday out here. I went to this bar with one of my friends and I spent the first 2 hours throwin down shots of Seagrams and shots of Patron(I pre-gamed at home though drunk a whole St.Ides 40oz.) So now the time is 10 and the place starts getting packed with mostly females, so I'm sippin my drinks at this point and I catch a couple of them just hittin me with elevator eyez. So when of them jumps in front of me at the bar and starts grinding on me I was like  lol.  Fast foward to 11 at this point I am 1,000% trashed and all sensibility I had went out the window, so I'm at a table and one girl was like let's get a scorpion bowl, and I said sure so we just started drinking that down. Fast Foward again time is now 11:30 at this point my vision is type fuzzy, and another girl called me to another table so we sittin there talkin and she puts her hand down my pants and started beatin my junk lol. She was like she wants to get a scorpion bowl with me so I said sure I drunk that down, and at this point I know my speech is slurred, some random chick came up to me and started kissin on me lol. And I went to the front of the bar to get me a Heineken and another random girl asked me if I want to by her and her friends drinks in my head I was like *Yeah right bitch* lol . I made her order the drinks and then I bounced on her when she wasn't lookin. And then some older lady comes up to me and asked for a picture and I said sure why, and she says she works for some magazine and she was doing something about the 5 hottest guys in Salem and that I was definitely in there so I said cool , she gave me a kiss I slapped that ass and kept it movin. Ok so now the time is like 12:15 it's time for me to consolidate my females , so I found all the ones I was talkin to got their numbers and took their picture on my phone so I know who the hell I'm callin, and then one of those girls that had asked me to drink that scorpion bowl with them said she lives all the way in Milton so can her and her friend stay with me and I said sure jamaicakid852007-11-01 14:44:09

damn jkid you f**kin lucky as hell, I didn't know your game was like that 

I taught him everything he knows

^^^Lol @ G-style and I had plenty of practice tuning my game.

lucky........ima lame so i wouldnt have a situation like that.........

[QUOTE=mutize23]lucky........ima lame so i wouldnt have a situation like that.........[/QUOTE]

Lol it's not that hard once you hit 21 and start getting into bars and clubs you start meeting the older freaks and they ain't about talkin they more about getting down to the nitty gritty ya dig.

But how do you remember so much if you were drunk

Lol you talking about blacking out, thats not being drunk thats just being sloppy theres a difference. jamaicakid852007-11-04 21:02:18

oh I don't drink anymore so I wouldn't know

LOL @ 25  tryna catch J-Kid in a lie . Sound like u had a hell of a halloween tho LOL. Sorta like my new years only we was at da show(movies). Not da same but similar.

Sleep I miss the doller show on 87th

LOL I never been. Never really went on da south side.

damn sleep. Do you drive???

LOL he seems old enough 

Yea I jus aint got no reason 2 go on da southside. I dont have my own car but my fam b lettin me drive dey cars sometimes. All my homiz got cars anyway so I b ridin wit dem.

Were going to be running at ridge park on 95th