I GOTTA STORY TO TELL

 

Please believe this sh*t will be continued EASY. 

 

THE CONCLUSION:

 

I just read that above and it sort of rhymes (unintentional).

 

That certain black celebrity whose name I wasen't gonna expose well I have to because its a combination. This chick is a combination between Stacy Dash & Gloria Valez. Her ass aint the fattest but its a bubble, but she is stacking some C-Cups. Enough with the measurements, what makes this ish so crazy is that she's ENGAGED. I'm like wtf, and she's getting married in like a month.

 

Now before this was happening my girl got mad at me for some sh*t I apparently did wrong. How is this wrong...yall tell me. It's my boy's 21st birthday and we going to the club to celebrate. Mind you my girl sees me enter the club and we both wave at each other. So now me and my dudes are in the club for about an hour and guess who decides to call me? My girl asks me where am I. I'm like I'm at an ex's house. She starts yelling blah blah blah, I hang up the phone and get back to having a good time.

 

I can't finish this story without being interrupted...I have to attend these fools at work, I'll finish this later.

 

 

I told my girl that I was at an ex's house just for some drama that would lead to some angry ass f**kin later on . However that angry sex never happened and she just went to sleep angry and woke up the nexy day angry. So basically I dropped the ball there for no reason other than looking to spice it up.

 

So I go to work that day and I'm doing my work and the chick says to me I look cute today. Mind you I was wolfin (6th week no line), I had on some ripped slacks, and a faded off-white lacoste shirt with a tie. So that right there was her telling me I want to f**k you. So basically I said what you doing later...they always say nothing. Surprisingly her man (FIANCE) is out of town during the week and he only comes through on the weekends due to work or some sh*t. At lunchtime we go to the handicapped mens bathroom and locked the door. She takes her shirt off and lets them biddies out  , so now im wide awake. Then she takes my pants off and gets her Supa Dupa Head on. TSOH, SUPAHEAD DONT GOT NOTHING ON THIS BITCH. That sh*t felt soo good I almost gave her some money. I felt kinda guilty that I was getting it for free but I squashed that idea right before I was gonna come and I said let's continue this later. She was like NOO I want it now, and im like you sucked the life force out of me and I need to eat something right now . She was like ok.

 

I would bring her to my crib to smash but I dont bring smeezes home. I decided not to f**k this bitch but I still let her smd from time to time (SMD = SUCK MY DICK). I had a premonition the other day about my girl and I think she may very well be the one I end up with. So I don't want to keep doing her dirty even though I dont approach girls but I never tell them to stop or to go away. That's kind of hard to do telling a girl that looks bangin to do such.

 

She don't be making it any easier at work neither, its getting hotter and hotter and she dresses soooo seductively. They need to write her up on smeezin to please or something. I might have to start taking myself down whenever she's around, what's worse is I be trying to do my work and she will come to my office space and eyef**k the sh*t out of me.

 

I'm still saying no to her but im sayin yes in my mind, If yall could see & hear her voice yall would understand besides you dont say no to a bitch with great neck.

 

 

 

Just had to set some records straight i'll finish this story up later, my co-workers can't do ish right without me and I'm supposed to be the intern....now aint that some sh*t

 

Man, u already know how I feel about these ladies...I can write about all the different types for hours. And like I said on here before, approachin women can be such a waste of time (sometimes) b/c its all a game that THEY play w/men. I cuts all that "mandatory time wastin" out and get to the point.

 

cause that shyt does not work

trust me ive tried it

 

cause that shyt does not work

trust me ive tried it

 

Gurls don't like all that polite shyt most of the gurls I mess wit like ruffneck niccas like myself because I dont ask I be like "It's time for you to lose that V-card,Hand it over"!!!!!

 

i f**kng hate that sh*t

cause all these girls be acting like dumbasses

these dudes be doin drugs and all this otehr sh*t

and they KNOW the chances of this dude just going out and f**king with some other girl not giving a sh*t about his "girl"

and then the girl acts like oh what did i do and acting all depressed and sh*t

when there stupid ass is tryign to get a "thug n****"

then they take the real dudes for granted

im as polite as i can be to my girl and all that

but before her whe i was talking to other girls i would be polite etc with other girls

and theyd be like oh ur to nice i dont like that in guys

then a week later the dude they was with left they ass for some otehr girl

and they come back to me whining saying i should have known

i should have gone with  someone i could trust and all that crap

and im like

bitch i told you so

so imma stay the polite guy that i am

and let those other girls get they thug n**** thats just gonna play em haha

ill just sit back and watch dude play em

 

SHORT TERMS

i hate it when girls try to find a "thug n****" when the dude just ends up playin em

then they take dudes like me for granted

even though i pull girls like crazy....real talk

i get a few numbers everytime i go to the movies

and i dont ask for them LOL some of the girls even be with there dudes when they give them to me

 

girls want villians, but need heroes

 

if you can be both, then you set

 

me, im a double agent

i play both sides and get sh*t done