OMG, I never ever thought this would happen to me.
I went to the hairdresser on Saturday, I've moved recently so I've only been to this guy twice before but both of those times he was all like, 'wow, you have such lovely hair'. Well I'm not sure about that but I did like my hair, it was about bra-strap length, dark and pretty shiny (it is still dark and pretty shiny!)
So I wanted about 2 or 3 inches off to make my hair look all perfect for the Christmas parties that are coming up (and it's my birthday next week). So, hair's washed, head massaged, magazine in hand, all that jazz, he pins up my hair as usual and starts cutting. Nothing unusual about that. He hands me a piece that he's cut, it's about 2 inches long. I'm not really one of those people that freaks out about getting an extra inch cut off (I guess because I had so much hair!) so I'm like, okay, whatever.
Then someone came into the salon, I think it was his sister, and he was like, 'do you mind if I go say hello for a second', I'm like, no worries, whatever. So he popped off and I carried on reading an article about Charlotte Church (I <3 that girl!) A few minutes later he came back and got on with cutting my hair.
Soon after that I like looked up into the mirror as he was re-positioning my head and I noticed that somewhere on the floor behind me I could see a massive pile of long dark hair. I was like, oooh, someone's going short (in my head not out loud). But you know when you look in a mirror, you get the distances all wrong? Well, I'd done that. Slooooooooooowly, I realised what in the world was happening and my hand flew up to the back of my head. He nearly cut off one of my fingers! But not before I had felt my newly cut VERY SHORT HAIR. All that was left long were the two sections of the very front of my hair that were still combed over my shoulders.
I was so shocked that I actually started laughing. The hairdresser had no idea what was going on. I was like, WTF have you done to my hair?!?!
Turns out that he had cut someone's hair in the morning that was almost exactly like mine and they'd wanted a bob. He'd trimmed the first section of my hair then unpinned the next one over the top, gone off to talk to someone and come back, got mixed up and started cutting the bob. I guess it was kind of my fault for not paying much attention to what was going on for a few minutes (damn Charlotte Church article, lol!)
Anyway, he was almost done so he had to finish up and cut off the rest. Luckily he'd *only* cut as far up as my neck so my hair is just past the bottom of my ears now and he did finish it off really nicely but FFS! I've been growing my hair for two years now and it had just got all nice and long! Now it's shorter than when I started! GRRR!!!!
I didn't go into work today because I was a bit annoyed about it all. Oh well, better bite the bullet and show up tomorrow.